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Title: Not A Sausage
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: James Lester, Jon Lyle (OC)
Rating: 12
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N: For P100 prompt 923 – Sausages. Idk, a bit of a sideswipe maybe?


“Lieutenant Lyle?”

“Sir.”

“Was that the field team?”

“Sir?”

“On the other end of that phone call?”

“No, sir. Not a sausage.”

“Excuse me?”

“Um… I mean we haven’t had an update. I’ll… er… do you want me to call them?”

“If you would be so kind.”

“Right. On it.”

“Oh, and Lyle?”

“Sir?”

“While you do so, remind them that the Professor takes a dim view of them making the… misplaced wildlife into any form of meat product.”

“James? You do know that means I haven’t heard from them?”

“Perfectly Jon, however, I also know your soldiers. Especially Finn.”

Date: 2025-01-13 04:17 pm (UTC)
goldarrow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldarrow
*snorfles madly*

Oh, yes, James does know them well!

Date: 2025-01-13 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
*bows*

James does.

Glad you liked it, I was blanking until I found this definition..

Thanks for reading.

Date: 2025-01-16 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Thank you and glad you liked it.

Date: 2025-01-15 11:18 pm (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] series 5 team)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Lol!

Date: 2025-01-16 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Thank you, glad you liked it.

Date: 2025-01-16 11:33 am (UTC)
ext_27141: (Lester Give Me Strength)
From: [identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com

LOL! Although are we sure that putting those kinds of ideas in Finn's head is a good idea? *g*

Date: 2025-01-16 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Thank you. In Lester's defence, Finn is on the other end of the now hung up phone.

Date: 2025-02-16 11:12 am (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - Finn/rifle OTP)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
Hahaha, best to be on the safe side!!!

Date: 2025-02-19 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Lester agrees 110%, especially when hungry soldiers.

Thanks for reading and glad you liked it.

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