Drabble: North And South
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knitekatTitle: North And South
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: Danny Quinn/James Lester
Rating: 18
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N 1: For P100 prompt 587: North And South. While wondering what to write for this, and wandering around google, I ‘discovered’ Cockney Rhyming slang and… well, it just had to be Danny. Thanks go to the wonderful fredbassett for casting her eye over it for me.
A/N2: I have two versions of this and couldn't decide which to post so... one coin toss later.
“Please, Joe.”
“Joe? I think you’re taking this mock-cockney fantasy too far.”
“And I think you want to get on your biscuits and open your north.”
“Really Quinn, I don’t… Quinn!”
“Don’t pretend you don’t want this...”
“This is neither the time nor place.”
“Then your hampton’s telling porkies.”
“Quinn… Fuck, don’t stop.”
“You like this? Well, I’d like your north on my hampton.”
“What? Ah.”
“That feels so good. Fuck! Jaaames…”
“Mmmm… Now, where were we? Oh yes, dixies around your daisies, Quinn.”
“James?”
“Google is very informative. Now, bend over, I believe I want to billy your khyber.”
Cockney glossary (according to the information I googled):
Joe – Joe Goss – Boss
Biscuits – Biscuits and Cheese – Knees
North – North and South – Mouth
Hampton – Hampton Wick – Dick
Porkies – Pork Pies – Lies
Dixies – Dixie Deans – Jeans
Daisy – Daisy Roots – Boots
Billy – Billy Bragg – Shag
Khyber – Khyber Pass - Arse
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: Danny Quinn/James Lester
Rating: 18
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N 1: For P100 prompt 587: North And South. While wondering what to write for this, and wandering around google, I ‘discovered’ Cockney Rhyming slang and… well, it just had to be Danny. Thanks go to the wonderful fredbassett for casting her eye over it for me.
A/N2: I have two versions of this and couldn't decide which to post so... one coin toss later.
“Please, Joe.”
“Joe? I think you’re taking this mock-cockney fantasy too far.”
“And I think you want to get on your biscuits and open your north.”
“Really Quinn, I don’t… Quinn!”
“Don’t pretend you don’t want this...”
“This is neither the time nor place.”
“Then your hampton’s telling porkies.”
“Quinn… Fuck, don’t stop.”
“You like this? Well, I’d like your north on my hampton.”
“What? Ah.”
“That feels so good. Fuck! Jaaames…”
“Mmmm… Now, where were we? Oh yes, dixies around your daisies, Quinn.”
“James?”
“Google is very informative. Now, bend over, I believe I want to billy your khyber.”
Cockney glossary (according to the information I googled):
Joe – Joe Goss – Boss
Biscuits – Biscuits and Cheese – Knees
North – North and South – Mouth
Hampton – Hampton Wick – Dick
Porkies – Pork Pies – Lies
Dixies – Dixie Deans – Jeans
Daisy – Daisy Roots – Boots
Billy – Billy Bragg – Shag
Khyber – Khyber Pass - Arse
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Date: 2018-08-06 11:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-07 07:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-06 07:22 pm (UTC)ETA: It's funny, but deciphering the Cockney was an effort even as a Brit! (Also Quinn started to sound like a very different Danny in my head, which didn't help matters!) I do love the sparseness, though, and I can tell what's going on without any action tags, so bravo on that. :)
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Date: 2018-08-07 07:12 pm (UTC)Glad you thought it funny and could figure it all out. Once I found out about the cockney meaning it had to be Danny, even if I wasn't quite sure it was clear, hence the partial glossary at the end.
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Date: 2018-08-08 07:21 pm (UTC)Very good!
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Date: 2018-08-08 09:08 pm (UTC)It had to be Danny once I found that meaning and then it had to be Lester/Danny.
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Date: 2018-08-12 11:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-08-12 08:12 pm (UTC)Thanks for reading.
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Date: 2018-08-12 11:43 am (UTC)Well done!
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Date: 2018-08-12 08:13 pm (UTC)Thanks, I had no idea for this prompt and then found this meaning. Danny was very insistent.