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Title: Warnings
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: James Lester, The Home Secretary
Rating: 12
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N: For the P100 challenge 239: The Home Office. Part of my Making An Impression drabble series and follows A Sympathetic Ear. I iz a bad kitty and forgot to say: thanks to Fred for looking at this for me. *pitiful kitty kat eyes*



“James?”

“Sir?”

“Is there anything I should know about?”

“Sir?” Lester found himself repeating, at least until he knew exactly what the Home Secretary was asking him. There were far too many answers he could give and he'd prefer not to supply the wrong one.

His boss shook his head. “Don't, James. I've been hearing rumours.”

“Rumours?”

The Home Secretary sighed. “Fine. Just get your house in order, James.”

“Yes, sir.” What's gone wrong now?

“I mean it, James. This failing workplace romance threatens all the work you've done.”

Oh shit. “Yes, sir.” It's bloody Burton, I just know it.

Date: 2011-12-05 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
*Puts food at base of tree*

Best way to get down is just to do it. :-P

Plus, Cat's always land on their feet. How high up did you get anyway? Hehehehe

Date: 2011-12-05 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
*sniffs at food. mmm*

Hee, easier said than done.

Looks at paws than at ground. Are you sure? Um, probably about 5 feet ;) *does indigenant kitty look*

Date: 2011-12-06 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
"Here kitty kitty kitty." *Rattles food bowl*

Date: 2011-12-06 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
I suppose we'll find out if I climb down when if I post the next one ;)

Date: 2011-12-06 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
LOL!!!

*Rattles food bowl and REFUSES to call the fire department*

Date: 2011-12-06 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
*meanie* You need the fire department? I'm only five feet up a tree.

Date: 2011-12-06 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Seriously just laughed out loud here. LOL!!!!) Well, I'm only 4'11''. :-P

And last time I checked, you were hissing at me. Plus, YOU'RE ONLY FIVE FEET UP. LOL!

Date: 2011-12-06 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
I was? *continues to cling to branch* Five feet is a long way *nods*

Date: 2011-12-07 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
*Reaches up to pet kitty* *Scritches behind ears and under chin*

Come on kitty.

Date: 2011-12-07 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
*purrs* Does that mean you can reach me? If so, get me out of this tree!! *apologies for any scratches in advance* ;)

Date: 2011-12-07 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
*Sigh* *stands on tip toes*

Come on, kitty. No scratches or you're going in the bath!

*Pets skeert kitty cat*

Date: 2011-12-08 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Yay I'm out of the tree. *purrs* Bath? Water! *wiggles out of arms and runs away at high speed*

Date: 2011-12-09 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Silly cat. Why didn't you just run off in the first place instead of up the tree? *SMH*

Date: 2011-12-09 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
*sends long distance message* Cats + Trees = Cat up tree ;)

Date: 2011-12-10 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tay-21.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha! Of course. LOL! I should have known.

You make me laugh. At some point you need to put some of this humor into one of these drabbles.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Hee.

Maybe.

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