knitekat: (Monty the Mammoth)
knitekat ([personal profile] knitekat) wrote2017-10-29 05:10 pm

Primeval drabble: Clean Up

Title: Clean Up
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: Danny Quinn, James Lester, Monty.
Rating: 12
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N: For P100 prompt 547: Mammoth, 52 weeks of Primeval: Monty. See additional A/N at end of drabble.


Danny shovelled yet another load into the almost full wheelbarrow, feeling he was finally making headway, when the bloody mammoth lifted its tail to add to the already impressive amount he had to clean up.

“Problem, Quinn?”

Danny looked up at the smooth tones of his guv'nor's voice and shook his head. He just had to push, to go against Lester's orders one too many times, and had no wish to antagonise him any further. Not when Lester would quite happily add days, if not weeks, onto his punishment.

Bloody hell, who knew one mammoth could produce this much crap?


A/N: An additional elephant fact: an adult African elephant drops an average of 11kg (24lbs) of dung every two hours and 90-135kgs (198-298lbs) each day. And Monty is bigger.

[identity profile] eriah211.livejournal.com 2017-10-29 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*sporfles*
You shouldn't have done it, Danny! But I'm sure Lester is having fun *g*

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2017-10-30 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*bows*
Danny shouldn't have, he might think twice next time. Considering Danny, he probably won't. Lester isn't commenting, but I'm sure he is.

Thanks for reading.
Edited 2017-10-30 21:30 (UTC)
ext_99403: (Airborne - Noah and Steven)

[identity profile] zoi-no-miko.livejournal.com 2017-10-29 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahah JESUS, that's a lot of dung. I hope Lester's at least selling for some under-the-table ARC funding lol

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2017-10-30 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It is. I'm sure Lester is, it would be a waste otherwise.

Thanks for reading.

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2017-10-30 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, that has got to suck. Also, how to the garbage people not figure their little zoo out from all the poo? hmm...

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2017-10-30 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Danny is not happy about it, thats for sure. Hmm, I'm sure Lester (and Jenny) have come up with a solution to that problem.

Thanks for reading.
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] abby/connor)

[personal profile] cordeliadelayne 2017-10-30 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Lol!
fififolle: (Primeval - Lester Mammoth BFFS)

[personal profile] fififolle 2017-10-30 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Blimey!! LOL :D

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2017-10-30 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely. It had to be, after all the threats Lester's made about it ;)

Glad you liked it and thanks for reading.
purplecat: Hand Drawn picture of a Toy Cat (Primeval:Monty)

[personal profile] purplecat 2017-10-30 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Love the footnote!

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2017-10-30 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you liked it and thanks for reading.

I missed it out of the info and thought it was a good place to put it in.