Primeval drabble: Trunk And Disorderly

[knitekat]

Title: Trunk And Disorderly
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: James Lester, OC
Rating: 12
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N: For the P100 challenge 475: Drunk and Disorderly


“To recap, you're claiming that Monty's rampage, causing damage in excess of seventeen thousand pounds, was because he was drunk?”

“Yes, sir.”

“What did you do? Take him down to the local public house? Buy out the alcohol section of the nearest supermarket?”

“No, sir. It's the apples.”

“Apples?”

“They must have fermented.”

“Really? I have it on good authority that the amount of alcohol in fermenting apples is so low, Monty would have to eat hundreds of them in one go.”

“Er..”

“Would you like to change your story or should I just let Ms Maitland deal with you?”

Comments

[de-corbeau.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* I'd go with Lester over Abby on this one for sure! Well done.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Maybe, except that Monty is Lester's bff ;)

Thanks for reading.

[thelibraniniquity]

Hahaha, oh dear!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

*bows* Definitely.

Thanks for reading.

[fififolle]

Hehe. Oops! Blaming the apples. .. tut tut.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

*nods* He had to try, but the apples wasn't the best idea.

Thanks for reading.

[goldarrow]

He should definitely change his story.
Between Lester and Abby, he'd be verbally eviscerated before they were done.
Great take on the prompt.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

It would be a good idea, but I don't think it will save him from either Lester or Abby.

Glad you liked it and thanks for reading.

[eriah211.livejournal.com]

*sporfles*
Not a very solid story, you can't fool Lester that easily! *g*

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

*bows* Definitely not, but even a good story wouldn't fool Lester.

Thanks for reading.

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee hee!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it and thanks for reading.

[lsellersfic.livejournal.com]

Ooops!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

For the OC? Definitely.

Thanks for reading.

[fredbassett]

Can't fool Lester!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Of course you can't ;)

Thanks for reading.