Primeval fic: Maintaining Standards

[knitekat]

Title: Maintaining Standards

Author: knitekat

Word Count: 181

Characters: James Lester, Jenny Lewis

Rating: 12

Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.

A/N: I got bunnied by extreme ironing (help *g*). Thanks to Luka for the beta.

Jenny swallowed as she watched the monitor. The pack of future predators was cutting through the security personnel far too rapidly for her peace of mind.

Damn it, where had James got too? They were supposed to be making a hasty retreat.

Jenny sighed before knocking on his office door. “James?”

The sound of a muted hiss of pain reached Jenny's ears and she opened the door.

Jenny's eyes widened in disbelief. This was the last thing she had expected to see - James Lester standing behind his desk ironing his trousers and wearing a crisp white shirt that had obviously just been ironed.

“James? What are you doing? We need to get out of here.”

Lester looked up and raised an eyebrow. “You don't think I'm going out there all crumpled, do you?”

Jenny blinked before replying. “But ... don't you think this is a bit extreme, James. I mean, really, you've put creases in your boxers.”

Lester looked down his nose at her as he calmly stated. “Standards have to be maintained, Miss Lewis.

Comments

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

*Sporfles very loudly*

Got to love a man with standards!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it (since it is your 'fault' in the first place *g*) and thanks for the beta.

*Nods* I quite agree.

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

Hmm . . . I'm sure it was lsellersfic's fault somewhere along the line *vbg*.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it was someones *g* (so, it's not Fred's fault this time *eg*)

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

Hee! For once *bg*.

[zoi-no-miko.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

Oh dear Lester, this is taking things a bit far.....

(Poor Security redshirts!)

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Thanks and glad you enjoyed it.

Yep, he is a bit, but he has his priorities *g*

(I was a bit mean to them)

[zoi-no-miko.livejournal.com]

See, now I'm thinking that the look of horror in your icon is not so much from the blood but the fact that his shirt's been mangled... XD

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

*g* Yep, Lester's so busted.

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

if all else fails, he can iron the future predators.

excellent and entertaining drabble. bravo!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Like that imag *g*

Thanks, glad you liked it.

[fififolle]

*sporfle*

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it.

[fredbassett]

LOL! Mind you, he's quite right!

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Well, James would want to look his best *g*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee! Fantastic.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Glad you liked it.

[nietie.livejournal.com]

LOL This is far too extreme, even for Lester *shakes head*

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

It is a bit, maybe he had a bad day?

[bella-farfalla.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA! This is genius!!! *bows down before you*

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it. *blushes*

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

There's a man with his priorities straight! *g*

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Well, Lester wouldn't want to appear at anything but his best. Glad you enjoyed it.

[canadian-jay.livejournal.com]

*squeaks**chortles* *gives in and howls with laughter*

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Ah, then my work here is done.

Thanks for the comment.

[talliw.livejournal.com]

ROFL
I love a man who can iron his clothes, even in extreme situations.:)

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Lester's an expert at ironing, under any circumstance. Glad you enjoyed it.

[eriah211.livejournal.com]

ROFL! That is definitely a bit extreme.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Thanks and glad you enjoyed it. I think he was having a bad day.