knitekat: (Lester: down but not out)
knitekat ([personal profile] knitekat) wrote2014-12-18 09:56 pm

Primeval drabble: Not A Partridge In A Pear Tree

Title: Not A Partridge In A Pear Tree
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: James Lester/Jon Lyle
Rating: 18
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N: For the P100 challenge 398: ...and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks go to Fred for looking it over for me.


“On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight shattering orgasms.”

Lester sighed, although he should have known what to expect from the previous pubcrawl. He winced when Lyle hit several wrong notes before smiling at some of the lyrics.

“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a blow job in the shower.” Lyle yelled and threw the door open. “Miss me, possum?”

“That depends if you keep singing, my little wombat,” Lester informed him. “Personally, I quite liked day five.”

“You would.” Lyle smirked back. “And I'm ready and willing.”

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