knitekat: (Lester: down but not out)
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Title: Not A Partridge In A Pear Tree
Author: knitekat
Word Count: 100
Characters: James Lester/Jon Lyle
Rating: 18
Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace.
A/N: For the P100 challenge 398: ...and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks go to Fred for looking it over for me.


“On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight shattering orgasms.”

Lester sighed, although he should have known what to expect from the previous pubcrawl. He winced when Lyle hit several wrong notes before smiling at some of the lyrics.

“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a blow job in the shower.” Lyle yelled and threw the door open. “Miss me, possum?”

“That depends if you keep singing, my little wombat,” Lester informed him. “Personally, I quite liked day five.”

“You would.” Lyle smirked back. “And I'm ready and willing.”

Date: 2014-12-18 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lukadreaming.livejournal.com
*Titters loudly*

Love it!

Date: 2014-12-19 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
*bows* Glad you loved it, the boys did too.

Thanks for reading.

Date: 2014-12-18 10:26 pm (UTC)
goldarrow: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldarrow
*snicker*
I'm sure day five was quite memorable!

Date: 2014-12-19 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Thanks and the boys say it was very memorable.

Date: 2014-12-19 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eriah211.livejournal.com
LOL! Day five had to have been epid *g*

Date: 2014-12-19 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Thanks. Lyle certainly would like to have day five again. Lester too.

Date: 2014-12-19 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamer-98.livejournal.com
LOL, naughty!

Date: 2014-12-19 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
That Lyle, can't take him anywhere ;)

Thanks for reading.

Date: 2014-12-20 02:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-12-20 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
The boys aren't convinced about being called cute ;)

Thanks for reading.

Date: 2014-12-20 02:24 pm (UTC)
cordeliadelayne: ([primeval] abby/connor)
From: [personal profile] cordeliadelayne
Hee!

Date: 2014-12-20 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Thanks, glad you liked it.

Date: 2014-12-20 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lsellersfic.livejournal.com
LOL! God Bless Lyle!

Date: 2014-12-21 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Glad you liked it. *Lyle grins*

Thanks for reading.

Date: 2014-12-20 09:16 pm (UTC)
fififolle: (Primeval - LMAO)
From: [personal profile] fififolle
*sporfle* omg, lol! Brilliant.

Date: 2014-12-21 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
*bows* I was somewhat stuck for ideas and then Lyle volunteered.

Good to know it worked and thanks for reading.

Date: 2014-12-21 07:31 pm (UTC)
fredbassett: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fredbassett
LOL, now I want to know what Day 5 was!

Date: 2014-12-21 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Hee, something with the same number of syllables as 'gold rings' ;)

Glad you liked it and thanks for looking it over/reading.

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