Primeval drabble: Oh No, Not Again

[knitekat]

Title: Oh No, Not Again

Author: knitekat

Word Count: 100

Pairing: Danny Quinn, a tribe of Neanderthals

Rating: 15

Disclaimer: Primeval belongs to Impossible Pictures. Certainly not me. Writing for fun and will replace. Nor do I own the bowl of Petunias.

Warning: Bizarre

A/N: Thanks to Luka for the beta. Posted while my internet connection gremlins are off on a tea break.

Danny hopes an anomaly will be behind the next rise. Knowing his luck, it will be yet another Neanderthal tribe.

Danny's arse still twinges from his last tribal encounter. He knows he is good, but it seems his reputation as 'the ginger-love god' extends throughout time.

Clearing the rise, his heart sinks - a whole fucking tribe of grinning and nudging Neanderthals awaits.

Turning in the hope of escape, he comes face to face with the Neanderthal chief's speculative gaze.

Danny can only mutter, “Oh no. Not again!” as he soon finds himself the centre of the tribe's festival.