Mwahahahaa! Very, very funny! I love that Becker has named all his hairs!! Every single one of them. I am imagining him holding small mourning ceremonies in the bathroom whenever he witnesses one of them falling out. "Goodbye, Lance. You were a good trooper. I know it's a hard spot right behind the ear, you didn't get the attention you deserved. But you were loved, soldier. Rest in peace."